Therefore every scribe who has been trained for the kingdom of heaven is like a householder who brings out of his treasure what is new and what is old.
*chuckles*Now we'll have horror stories from scared Evangelicals about scary doctrinecraft.
Introduction to the Book by Ludwig van Ott-Potter. As my two friends and I had decided to become Catholics and abandon magic we started work on the grand compendium of doctrine.Our inspiration was the favorite text of St.Augustine, "In the Beginning was the Word, and the Word was God" I dictated the material to Hermenegild while Ginger Nob was supposed to keep an eye on the door for intruders. However he was deeply engrossed in research on the early life of St.Athanasius when Dr Bumblebore, the Head, came in but he entirely approved. Then came the awful Voldermort who threatened us with all the magic he could muster. The Dark Wader followed him in together with all those who caused me most trouble but the 3 of us said a prayer to Our Lady and St.Jude and they all disappeared except Voldermort who became like a block of ice. "Carry him off to the infirmary" I said "It is only hypothermia" after which we started work.
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